Brooklyn Pizza Works and Italian Restaurant - Serving Placentia, Yorba Linda, Brea, Fullerton, & Other Orange County Cities.

Brooklyn Pizza Works and Italian Restaurant - Placentia, Yorba Linda, Fullerton, and Orange County
Brooklyn Pizza Works and Italian Restaurant - Placentia, Yorba Linda, Fullerton, and Orange County

Phone: 714-524-1260 Fax: 714-524-1267
1235 East Imperial Highway
Placentia, CA 92870-1718

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http://www.Brooklyn-Pizza-Works.com

Brooklyn Pizza Works and Italian Restaurant - Serving Placentia, Yorba Linda, Brea, Fullerton, & Other Orange County Cities.
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How To Order A Pizza By Phone

Note:  These jokes are not intended to offend anyone!

bulletMake up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
bulletOrder a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
bulletIn your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.
bulletTell them to put the crust on top this time.
bulletDo not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
bulletMake a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
bulletOrder 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
bulletIf they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
bulletAsk if you can rent a pizza.
bulletAsk if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sign of relief.
bulletAsk to have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
bulletMove the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.
bulletTell them to double-check to make sure you pizza is in fact, dead.
bulletPlay a sitar in the background.
bulletSay it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if they deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
bulletAsk to see a menu.
bulletAsk what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
bulletBelch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
bulletOrder a slice, not a whole pizza.
bulletPsychoanalyze the order taker.
bulletAsk what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
bulletOrder two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting!"
bulletLearn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
bulletCall to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
bulletWonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
bulletAsk if the pizza is organically grown.
bulletAsk about pizza maintenance and repair.
bulletIf using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
bulletStart the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry.
bulletSay "Ksssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
bulletDetect the order taker's psychic aura. Use it to your advantage.
bulletWhen listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
bulletPerfect a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer.
bulletPut them on hold.
bulletMake the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
bulletOrder a one-inch pizza.
bulletOrder term life insurance.
bulletAsk how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
bulletAsk if the pizza has had its shots.
bulletOrder a steamed pizza.
bulletGet taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say. "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, So-and-so." Hang up.

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